Baba ka Thanda #1

Baba ka Hum-blah!



Well it is an overwhelming thought that in about 96 hours I shall be back in my own room sipping some Bourbon(can do with Romanov also) , thinking about the relevance of this 96 and its resemblance to 69, and again giving out my new found 'Gyan' to all!

But what is more thought provoking is that my lessons with 'Ahimsa' are over, and the enlightenment I have had, has lead me to the path of Self-Liberation though constant Agitation! So now if you slap me on one cheek, I shall not refrain from decapitating you and serving your nuts to the soon attacking Martians who have in any case decided to have you 'genitals' for lunch, or maybe break-fast!

Not that earlier , before everything was 'chamkaoed' to me by a not so sudden flash, I would have offered you my other cheek. I would have out of my hospitality for the coming Martians, just have kicked you in the groin and let fate decide if Martians got fresh nuts or dead meat ones!

But now the Martians shall not taste your genitals in their present form if out of just adventurous nature of yours you give it a thought to stepping on to my wrong side!

So sorry my Martian subscribers, especially Mr.M-livara, we hope you shall find better eat-out joints than planet earth. A more peaceful planet where peace grows and not hatred and anger, and where people are taken like sane people, at least ones like me who do not like being 'labeled'!, the others can wait !


'sab Baba ke fundae hain yaar'

Blah!