Saturday, May 26, 2007

Baba ka Thanda#2

From Pop's state to Pop Tates!



Mere priye bhakt jano! The delayed post is solely because of the secret mission baba was on . Tough it is top secret, Baba knows how not to let anyone know what he speaks of while he tells them every minutest detail from the level of a microscopic bacteria on elephant back to major details like the DNA structure of towels, maybe thats what they call 'confusing'.

So my netizens, hooligans, and men without guns, throughout the mission, from my briefing to the time I faithfully thanked my good old lord for having brought me back safely to my bad keyboard and a smudged monitor, lots of dark and dangerous things happened.

The mission objectives were clear, go test a hippie joint named Pop Tates and check if they are serving any form of hippie converting potions mixed in their drinks. And the method was crude: Drink it and find out !

But braving against all odds, not fearing that he might end up becoming like one of those who can not tell apart an ant from a fly, who use words like 'crap to describe anything from their poop to their mother's talks, who ogle at every Brit-knee mannequin and get sloshed on three scores of water based solution of beer, Baba tested and tasted as much of it as he could. And to say the least. It was fine! Blah! there was nothing to it, except that there were lots of hippies in all directions, and that was more a freaking thought, but besides that it was just as good as a decapitated wannabe !

So now that I rest after having accomplished the mission, I must tell you of one thing in little detail. There are three kinds of ways to drink, drink beer, drink beer + liqueur and drink liqueur only, and while I give preference to none, the first one is good to get you decently well out of your senses and yet leave you a de-cent man!

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