Baba ka Funda#2

Why can't one blog frequently?



Its a trick question I'd say, but then what are bloggers here for. They got plenty of time and lots of free thoughts (free thinkers that they are) to go bamboozling to the world's end and tell people that there is a nice eating out place even at the end of the universe ! Or do they?

There are things we have to do , like saving the world, washing our underpants, feeding the mosquitoes with some of those poisonous baby food, rocking a non-rocking chair, going through cycles of eating and sleeping and in all this busy-ness finding those moments of nothingness when we can blog. But the fact is that when you have those moments of nothingness with you, you have nothing to blog about, cos the rest of the things have already gone past and for the moment you are just stuck with two (or maybe three) words "DON' PANIC"!

Don't Panic, you can blog, you can blog about nothing, or you can go on and blog about how to blog when you can not blog! Its a labyrinth for god's sake!

The thing is just like the history of every major galactic civilization (don't blame me) the his-story of every blogger goes through three distinct phases: How, Why, Where?

First comes the question of How do I blog? This is not one that concerns many. The reason why there are more than a million blogger out there. So unless you still living in the stone age, you pretty much have the answer slapped to your face! (well we working on a different time line of sorts, the one where stone age was before you had windows to crash! )

Then comes the question of Why do I blog? This one does not come up for every one. There are few who never reach the stage. Its the same people who would blog about what i did today, Why I did it and why cant you do it.

Its the bloggers who never evolve beyond the states of artistic sense of Bill Clinton's. These are the kind of people who would blog about things of the level: "how cuteeeeeee babis are", " why they hate the rains for no particular reason that they get them wet" (Ha! if you say you hate getting wet while clothed on, I'd buy ..but just wet ..neah ! ), "the list of 100 things i like" (thank you very much, I'll stop by at the next super store which opens up to cater to you!), "Why my best friends wedding was amazing" (yay! it had to be, the chap got married, not crucified!..but what was in it for us to know? ) , " Why I hate some particular movie just because it made me cry and I did'nt like the ending " (Hey! next time we'll ask Hollywood directors to outsource to Bollywood ka 'studs'!..or maybe better the ones you take to be !)..and the ones who would go ahead completing this list!

But those of us who advance beyond the industrial revolution, those who come to critique communism and capitalism alike, and those who for the good or the bad have had a philosophical thinking even about doors music, decide we need to answer this question and that is when seed for such a post are sown.

It is in such times when a blogger goes without blogging for over a month and then after a 2592000 seconds (see Baba even calculated that ..haha!) hiatus returns to it, he must answer the one final question to become a regular true blogger . Where must I blog?

The answer my friend is flowing in the wind, its flowing in the wind. well..so "Go catch it! ". I'll again end my sermon, with just a few iron words: " To blog regularly you almost need to have a way to blog every time you feel like blogging, else it ..kaboom! ..blah! you won't feel like blogging ..you do not feel like choosing that one moment of the day, which triggered another Pompei in your head. Something you think people should go on and read and say ..Blah! "

And that brings us to the second round of evolution..back to the question of How to blog anytime every time?


'sab Baba ke fundae hain yaar'